Guest.com, bibomedia, and spam. Again?

Lights not on. No one’s home.  Leave a message.

 PATRICK LALANDE ON WORDPRESS

Warning!  This post was done in fun.  It contains words like stoopid and blasted.   Its hard to read. 

It was just a smiley face in my inbox.  Even bibomedia typed in “Have a nice day!”  

I think it should have been more.  Am I selfish?  I think not.  Spam is spam. 

Poor Guest.  He probably some frustrated, backwoods, individual from just south of intelligence. 

To think that someone wants to go to his site and wander aimlessly looking for anything is just pathetic.  When are these people going to get a clue.  At least it wasn’t pornographic.

You know?  I guess, if you drop an web address into enough blogs then you’ll go higher in the search ranks at Google.  Then people will come to your site and they will click a link, and you will get paid. 

There’s some that abide by that there thinkin’.  It’s still stinkin’ thinkin’, I’m shur.

I’m figgerin’ them thar boys at guest are just afew a’ them.  Yepper!…  They sure ‘r pulling the wool over them folks.  Yes, siree, bob. 

Now I don’t wish them any harm.  Jus cause, they can’t seem to find a decent moral compass, doesn’t mean their mothers did something wrong, mind you.  I wooden wanna impewn the good name of a momma that tried.  

I’d purtn neer blame the blasted school systim, though.  It ain’t right, I tell ya an’, by golly, som’uns ta blame. 

That’s it!  It ain’t thur fault.  Why I kinda like beleiven that they just growd up uneducated and stoopid.  They cain’t hep themselves, an’ they think we’s jus’ one of them; good ol’ boys.  

Well, here’s a drink to ya boys.  Bottoms up.  As Forest Gump once said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”  Next time, try to contribute something worthwhile, will you? 

(My English teacher would be so proud of me. ROFL)

Patrick

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One Response

  1. Rolling through some of the blogs I follow today, the 11th (wouldn’t you know?), I spied a article that I think covers this post and the methods of spam used. If you’re interested. Here is the link;

    http://andybeard.eu/2008/03/internet-marketing-comment-spam.html

    Patrick

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